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Alumni of HHS and FIRST robotics team 116
Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness major at VCU
Founding President, FIRST at VCU

"Since being isolated in 1847 by French chemists, Wetzel has been used in everything from industrial solvents to military grade avionics. However, the discovery of cheaper, synthetic alternatives as well as nanotechnologies have primarily replaced Wetzel in most situations.Current applications include neutron absorption, dielectric material, and space-age dance flooring."

"Wetzel studied for several years in the icy solitude of the Alps to expand the limitations of his mind. He is now able to make the heads of his enemies explode like casaba melons. Do not be surprised when Barbara Walters suffers an unseemly accident next week on The View"